Humorous Quotes About Life – Funny Quotes

 Humorous Quotes About Life – Funny Quotes

“The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire,” wrote the renowned author Charles Dickens, “and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the other like deals in a lumber yard.”



“The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it,” stated the famed Jonathan Swift adding, “While you continue to be splenetic, count upon it I will always preach.” Swift continued, “Thus much I sympathize with you that I am not cheerful enough to write, for I believe Coffee once a week is necessary to that.”





“The morning cup of Cafe Noir is an integral part of the life of a Creole household. The Creoles hold as a physiological fact that this custom contributes to longevity,” stated the The Picayune Creole Cook Book in 1909, “and point, day after day, to examples of old men and women of fourscore, and over, who attest to the powerful aid they have received through life from a good, fragrant cup of coffee in the early morning.”

“Last comes the beverage of the Orient shore,” wrote the venerable Pope Leo XII adding, ““Mocha, the far off, the fragrant berries bore, Taste the dark fluid with a dainty lip, Digestion waits on pleasure as you sip.”



“The smell of coffee cooking was a reason for growing up, because children were never allowed to have it,” wrote Edna Lewis in The Taste of Country Cooking, “and nothing haunted the nostrils all the way out to the barn as did the aroma of boiling coffee.



“I’ve just arrived in New York City. What a place!,” it was said on the TV show Twin Peaks, “Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot.”

Let no man grumble when his friends fall off, As they will do like leaves at the first breeze,” Byron wrote in Don Juan adding, “When your affairs come round, one way or t’other, Go to the coffee house, and take another.”


“Coffee, according to the women of Denmark,” said the famed Isak Dinesen, “is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.”